Category Archives: Leviticus

Leaving Leviticus, chapters 25 to 27

Leviticus 25 According to God, the seventh year of the economic cycle is for sitting on your arse. Verse 4 But in the seventh years shall be a sabbath of rest unto the land, a sabbath for the LORD: thou … Continue reading

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Leviticus 23 to 24: Feast your eyes on this

Leviticus 23 Blah blah Keep the Sabbath. Blah blah lots of bread/lambs etc ya gotta sacrifice before you stuff your cakeholes Blah blah how to calculate days of atonement, feast of tabernacles etc And boy, is God the Union Steward … Continue reading

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Leviticus 20 to 22: Insert snarky title here.

Leviticus 20 Here’s what God’s gonna do if anyone is Israel (inc. ‘strangers’) ‘giveth his seed (worships, methinks) Molech: Verse 3 “And I will set my face against that man, and will cut him off from among his people; because … Continue reading

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Leviticus 18 to 19: At last, loopy Leviticus launches!

Leviticus 18 God tells Moses to remind everyone how much He has done for them and all he wants in exchange is unthinking unswerving obedience. Verse 6-7 “None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to … Continue reading

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Leviticus 14 to 17: Pure and simply boring

Leviticus 14 Leper goes to priest, who has to verse 5-6 “And the priest shall command that one of the birds be killed in an earthen vessel over running water. As for the living bird, he shall take it, and … Continue reading

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Leviticus 11 to 13: I got you under my skin…

Leviticus 11 God tells Moses what is edible and what ain’t. Verse 20-2: “All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you. Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon … Continue reading

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Leviticus 7 to 10: The calm before the storm

Leviticus 7 More rules about trespass and sin offerings and who gets the leftovers… Verse 6 “Every male among the priests shall eat thereof: it shall be eaten in the holy place: it is most holy.”  So there were female … Continue reading

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